Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

This book is the 3rd funniest I've read so far by Dav Pilkey.

It is about a bad mad Scientist named (well he wasn't bad at first, actually) Professor Pippy P. Poopypants.

I especially liked the flip-o-rama, that was the funniest part of the book. And it began when Professor Poopypants come when George and Harold do another prank. They attempted to turn the teachers into snowmen by using styrofoam wormy things, and powderded paste. They sprayed the teachers with water.

I won't tell you what the P in his middle name stands for, you'll have to read the book!

The Adventures of Captain Underpants

This is the second funniest book I've ever read by Dav Pilkey. It tells about how George and Harold turned their mean, mean, mean Principal into Captain Underpants. His name was Benny Krupp.

They used a 3D hypno-ring to hypnotize him. George and Harold got into lots and lots of trouble. One time they put frogs in the teacher's Jello. Another time they glued the bathroom door shut. And gluing the bathroom door shut was part of the biggest prank they've ever done. But, Mr. Krupp caught them. He did this by using small video cameras all around the school.

Read more about the Adventures of Captain Underpants here:

I got glasses

A week and a half ago I got glasses. They're not sunglasses, they're prescription glasses. I didn't get the pair I wanted though, because I have astigmatism. That means that my eyes aren't shaped like a basketball, they're shaped like a football.

I like to read with them a lot. They help me with my vision.

Dav Pilkey Captain Underpants

Captain Underpants is an incredibly funny book. I've read 3 of the Captain Underpants books so far. One is called The Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2, the Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers

This book is the funniest one I've read by Dav Pilkey so far. It's about the RoboBoogers, which are monsters packed with boogers. Their names are Carl, Trixie and Frankenbooger. The funniest part is when the battle of the RoboBoogers and Captain Underpants fight.

White Fang

White Fang is a book about a cub who is half wolf, half dog. The mom is a dog. She married a wolf. The mom and cub got captured by Indians. The father died. The Indians took good care of the dog and cub.

p.s. The dog belonged to a Indian. p.p.s. I will not tell you the end.

Runaway Ralph by Beverly Cleary

Runaway Ralph is also one of my favorite books. It's about a mouse that lives in a hotel and he runs away because his little cousins and brothers and sisters and relatives are trying to get his motorcycle, and they actually loosen a certain part of it, so Ralph went to school with his friend. And at school, he feels lonely. Especially on Sundays and Saturdays. There's no mice to play with, it's too clean for mice. I can't tell you the end.

Runaway Ralph is a book and it was also made into a movie. You can get it on Amazon.com
Runaway Ralph

Ramona Forever

Ramona Forever is just as interesting as Ramona the Pest. But now, I think Ramona's in 2nd or 3rd grade and she has a new teacher, but I didn't tell you something about her sister Beezus. (That's what they call her but it's not her name - it's Beatrice.) Beezus is sometimes really bossy, and sometimes she's real sensitive too, and in Ramona Forever their cat dies.

I like Ramona Forever because it teaches you not to be bossy that much. Also, look for Runaway Ralph by Beverly Cleary.

Ramona the Pest

I'm going to tell you about a book called Ramona the Pest. It's one of my favorite books, other than Farmer Boy. It starts out when Ramona goes to Kindergarten, she's about 5 years old. Ramona loves kindergarten, she had a teacher named Miss Binney. And she mostly loves her friends, Davey and Joey, Howie, and Susan.

Ramona often didn't usually get what she expected to, and sometimes she was very impatient. And Willa Jean and Howie's mother's name is Mrs. Kemp. Ramona the Pest is an interesting book.

p.s. I still can't tell you the end!

Farmer Boy by Laura Ingalls Wilder

Farmer Boy

I'm going to tell you about a book called Farmer Boy. It was written by Laura Ingalls Wilder, and it was about a boy named Almanzo Wilder. This boy lived on a farm and he was also a very good help to his Dad, like just about all kids are. And also, he just loved farming. And usually he was very hungry. Sometimes he ate rye 'n injun bread. Other times he ate other stuff like turkey, bacon, pie, ham, and pumpkins.

Sometimes Almanzo helped spread the seeds while his Father spread the other seeds that were harder to spread. He liked to brush the colts and horses, he also liked to drive the two horses, his Father let him, named Bess and Beauty. And also, he helped harvest the food. He also helped with the wolf that came after the sheep. He even bought a little pig he named Lucy.

p.s. I won't tell you the end, it's a secret. You can get Farmer Boy by Laura Ingalls Wilder on Amazon.com.

Save $10 at Amazon.com food

Right now until November 30th, you can save $10 off of your grocery order at Amazon.com. Just enter the code GROCERY3 at checkout. You also get free shipping when you spend $25!

Here is a yummy place to start: Cascadian Farms Organic Chewy Granola Bar, Chocolate Chip, 6-Count Boxes (Pack of 6)

Dinner Planning

Mom says that getting dinner on the table is an issue whether you are homeschooling or not, so she wanted me to put this article on dinner planning here. I hope you enjoy reading it. Please leave a comment if you do.

Dinner Planning For School Days


Another summer has quickly passed us by. The kids have reluctantly gone back to school. It stands to reason that life should be a little less hectic, right? Unfortunately, that’s usually not the case. Between all of your daily ‘Mom obligations’, helping with homework and providing transportation to every extra-curricular activity under the sun, you probably have little time to devote to dinner planning.



Many times busy parents resort to hot dogs and macaroni and cheese, frozen pizza or frequent trips to a fast-food restaurant. That’s not healthy for you or the kids – not to mention its pretty rough on the family grocery budget.



Kitchen time savers

There are things you can do to cut down on time spent in the kitchen. Pick one day a week and prepare several freezer friendly meals. You can even go the extra mile and package them in individual serving size containers. Doing so will provide your family with a larger variety of entrée choices, on any given day.



Do you have friends that are intrigued with the idea of a one-day a week cooking spree or a meal planning service? Get together with 2 or 3 of them. Each of you decides on 2 main dishes you want to prepare. Buy enough ingredients to make the entrees for each family.



You need to plan ahead

One simple thing that you can do is keep an ample supply of fresh fruits, salad ingredients, soups and fresh sandwich fixings, on hand. Quick meals such as this are nutritious and don’t require a great deal of preparation time.



If you take on the task of meal planning and want to get in the habit of consistently putting together weekly menus yourself, you may be surprised at how much time it involves. Did you know that the typical family meal planner spends roughly 3 hours per week combing through cookbooks, choosing recipes and compiling a grocery list? That translates into 156 hours, per year. Yikes!



A menu service can help

You can say goodbye to last minute thrown together meals and eliminate the stress of dinner planning for your family by subscribing to a meal planning service. This type of service is very affordable, usually costing only a few cents per day. Menus are often designed to be family friendly and easily adaptable.



When you purchase a subscription to a service such as this, your membership will typically feature a weekly menu emailed right to your inbox. This includes seven main dish recipes, side dish suggestions and dessert ideas. As an added benefit, you receive a detailed shopping list, categorized by aisle, which makes your trip to the grocery store that much easier. Simply cross off items already in your pantry, add any other products you may be in need of and you’re off!



If you enjoy planning your own menu, you may want to consider a dinner planning service, in addition to your own choices. Why? It will still save you time, in the long run. Use the membership menu as a base. Then, search for recipes that will deliciously compliment that weekly plan.



Remember, nothing is more important than family time. Don’t let dinner planning get you down. Consider the suggestions we’ve made and you’ll spend less time
slaving over hot stove and more time with the people you love.


For a free one week trial of a family friendly meal planning service, visit www.dinewithoutwhine.com

Pinky and Rex and the Bully

Pinky and Rex and the Bully is about a boy named Pinky and a girl named Rex and one day while Pinky's riding on his bike after school, a 3rd grade bully knocks him off his bike.

Then the bully starts teasing Pinky. He calls him a sissy and then he says only a girl would ride a pink bike and have a name like Pinky. Pinky's favorite color is pink. But his real name is William.

I won't tell you what happens in the end, that way you have to read it yourself.

Little House In The Big Woods

My mom and I are reading Little House in the Big Woods. It is the true story of a woman named Laura Ingalls Wilder. She lived over 200 years ago. She wrote about her life as a farmer's daughter. The books tell what it was like to live a long time ago in America before there were things like TV, computers, even cars. Laura only got one piece of storebought candy every year usually. My Mom reminds me of how happy she and her family were even without a lot of stuff.

Little House in the Big Woods is the first book about Laura's life when she was a little girl.




Note from Mom:I'm really excited about delving into the Little House series with Caleb and the kids. I've read the books a couple of times myself and have always loved them. I even sat on the couch last night and completed The First Four Years, about Laura and Manly's experiences as newlyweds. My mouth waters when they talk about the food they ate. It was so simple and so tasty! But I wouldn't trade her hardships for my own. Although, I wonder if things are really that much different now as far as economic uncertainty. And the experiences of her unrelenting nausea and the difficulties she had doing housework during her pregnancies sure sounded familiar. :)

I'm doing home school, but that still requires some organizing according to my Mom. She thought you might like this article about getting organized now that it's back to school time.

Back-to-School Organizing

Tips for the Mom-On-The-Go

Back to school can be a stressful time of year. Families must change from
the laid-back summer schedule to the non-stop school and activity calendars
that keep moms jumping from one activity to the next without a moment's
rest. Fortunately, today there is help.

GO MOM !NC, a leader in products to help you organize your busy life,
provides its latest advice to keep Moms organized as they get their families
back-to-school this fall. "Across the nation, busy parents are focused on
easing their children into the new school year," states Molly Gold, founder
of GO MOM !NC. "My role as a Family Scheduling Expert is to help Moms focus
on how they can better organize themselves to be ready for all that change
and be mindful of how their own workload will evolve alongside of their
family."

Want the cliff notes on how you can get organized for Fall 2006? Take a
look below:

. Plan Ahead - The only way you can command your time is to consciously map
it. Simply put, use a family-oriented planner that enables you to track all
family members' schedules in one place. When you monitor your family
schedule, you can then plan how and when to accomplish important
back-to-school tasks, such as replacing clothes, purchasing school supplies,
and attending back-to-school night. Stock your kids' homework stations with
pencil and paper basics while purchasing classroom items. Take it one step
further by creating an emergency project box full of grade appropriate tools
that will hold the night before anxiety at bay. Visit Target stores for an
ample supply of poster board, report folders, markers, glue sticks, and an
assortment of interesting arts and crafts items in small quantities to allow
your child's creativity to shine, one project at a time.

. Plan for Paper - Before you start stacking all those important school
papers in a long forgotten corner of your kitchen, or on top of last month's
bills, put your paper trail in place beginning with in/out boxes for each
family member. Show everyone where to place their papers and then sort them
daily with your planner at hand to note important deadlines and tasks. When
setting up your own filing system, check out the new GO MOM!® School
Organizer. With monthly pockets for everything from school-related projects
and fundraisers, to teacher newsletters and activities rosters, you can't
help but be ready for the first round of parent/teacher conferences at the
end of first quarter. If it's your house that keeps you buried, you'll find
the GO MOM!® Home Organizer to be equally as effective in helping you
categorize and sort the most important papers as you manage your family's
busy days.


. Plan to Purge - We all do better with a clean, organized environment. If
you haven't yet gone through everyone's closets, dressers, and bedrooms
while evaluating wardrobes for school, do it as soon as you have your
routine in motion. Make room for the year ahead by rounding up all outgrown
items, discarding everything that can't be repaired, both in the toy and
clothing departments. For items in good condition, arrange for a charitable
donation or enlist your kids' help and plan a yard sale in late September.
Take advantage of your clean slate and give each room a quick cleaning with
an all-purpose cleaner like Mr. Clean Extra Power Multi-Surface Cleaner for
even the toughest jobs. From scrubbing baseboards to replacing air filters,
flipping mattresses and cleaning windows, Fall is a great time to freshen
your home and welcome the change of seasons. And for Moms of older kids,
enlist their helping hands as you plow through this process. Respect and
responsibility for both our possessions and environment are life skills
worth teaching.

GO MOM !NC is based in Apex, NC and promotes the use of The GO MOM!®
Organizer and GO MOM!® Planner, unique day planner systems for everything
that is family. Founder Molly Gold is a 40-year-old mother of three and
the creator of the GO MOM!® product line, which will grow this September to
include The GO MOM!® Wall Organizer, The GO MOM!® School Organizer, and The
GO MOM!® Home Organizer. All products in the GO MOM!® line are produced via
license partnership with Mead Westvaco Consumer and Office Products and sold
at major retailers nationwide, including Target, Staples, and Office Max.

GO MOM !NC helps mothers make positive mothering a daily reality within the
structure GO MOM!® Schedule. Organize. Grow.® Gold is known for her keen
insights into Family Scheduling and has been featured both in print and on
air media alike and is currently available for media interviews.

Attention busy Moms! The time is now to get both you and your kids
organized for an exciting and successful school year ahead. To learn more
about how you can stay ahead of the game, go to http://www.gomominc.com.

Molly Gold currently serves on Proctor & Gamble's Mr. Clean Team Expert
Panel, Cartoon Network's Tickle U Advisory Board, and as Family Scheduling
Expert at both http://www.BlueSuitMom.com, and http://www.NewBaby.com. Her
work has been featured in Parents and Parenting Magazines, Better Homes and
Gardens, The Washington Post, ABC's Good Morning America, and most recently
NBC's Today Show Weekend Edition. Contact her today at
http://www.gomominc.com or via publicist Diana Ennen at
diana@virtualwordpublishing.com, (954) 971-4025.

Why mom doesn't let me watch much TV

My Mom doesn't let me and my brother and sister watch much TV at all.
She says it's articles like this that say it all about the disadvantages of kids watching TV.

She encourages us to do things instead of tv.
We play with Legos and Bionicles a lot. We do crossword puzzles, we play outside. We play board games. We do our chores and we read a LOT.

I'm an internet based kid

I thought you might like to listen to me talk about my internet business.

My Mom interviewed me and asked me questions about my blog.

Click HERE to listen.

Bionicles

In this post you can listen to me talking about my Bionicles, which are some of my favorite toys.

Bionicles:

Arthur Makes The Team

Arthur makes the team is about, as you probably know, an Aardvark named Arthur. Arthur tries and tries with the help of Francine, the coach assistant, to catch a ball the right way, and soon he's good at it, and he teaches Francine how to throw a ball straight.
Because she always throws it over the fence!

Get Arthur Makes The Team:

Too Much Noise!

Too Much Noise is a book about a man that thinks his house is very, very noisy. He wants some peace and quiet so he goes to a wise man and asks how his house can be quiet. But the wise man tells him to get more animals. The end is quite surprising.

Get Too Much Noise:

SuperFudge

Superfudge is a book, sometimes a funny book. And it's about a boy named Peter and a boy named Farley Dexter Hatcher. But everyone calls him Fudge. I've read this book a few times and quite enjoyed it.

Would you like to know about Peter's friends? One is named Jimmy Fargo. Another is named Alex Santo. And a half friend named Daniel.

Peter's mom is going to have a baby in this book and Peter worries that it's going to be just like Fudge and make his life miserable.

Get Superfudge on amazon.com: